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Exit Strategy

To need an exit strategy applies to using the bathroom, but only after consuming large quantities of food. In some cases, the term "Exit strategy" can be used in an act of foresight, such as dining at a buffet or, possibly, Taco Bell.
Brett: Hey man, wanna play some Capture the Flag?

Steve: Gimme 10 minutes dude, I just got back from China Buffet and I need an exit strategy.

Brett: That's gross!
by Tobias Hawkins December 15, 2009
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exists to kill

A term that applies to anyone or anything that kills to only exist and not having a real purpose for such killings.
The only reason this animal is here because it exists to kill.
by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
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existential appetizer

A saying or proverb that stimulates deep thinking but does not satisfy
Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it
by von groovy March 30, 2019
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Existential Crisis

An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the entire meaning of life itself and wonders if being alive even has a point. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, eating cereal, listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat and being vegan.
'she ruined my holiday!'
'don't worry about it Richard, she just had an existential crisis'
by BigNose395 November 19, 2019
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Existential Dreadlocks

A hairstyle worn by those who know the world is fucked but aren’t quite ready to let this knowledge break their soul
Yes, I know I was furloughed but I’ve come to realise that everything about your corporation is evil and I’d rather work for a non-profit so don’t blame me, blame these Existential Dreadlocks I’ve been growing
by Joe Ad December 26, 2021
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existential threat

Something that will destroy humanity and even the Earth. This is often pushed by the media to get everybody paranoid for ratings.
An existential threat can be a nuclear Holocaust that never happens.
by Me Roboto December 15, 2022
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non-existant hairline

Aryanna has a non-existant hairline because i cant see where her hair starts😂
by non-existant hairline February 9, 2018
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