excuseplanation

When explaining what happened turns into why it's not your fault.

I would have been to work on time if it wasn't for that ridiculously long train, and that's my excuseplanation!

by BKLvly May 8, 2018

excusetive

Being full of excuses; always giving an excuse instead of being honest;

She's doesn't have to be so excusetive

by MjRayne November 8, 2018

Excuse me

You rude asshole

Excuse me Beau? Might not want to stalk me you filthy grot
Go brush your teeth you fucking grot

by PurpleStarr January 29, 2019

Excuse me

It is used to call someone attention or a way of apology. It is also used to get someone out of the way.

Eg.2: imin: hey you pretty

AH EXCUSE MEEE!!

Eg.2:

excuse me! Move out the way please

by F-off please May 11, 2019

Exclusion Zone

When you take a shit at 1:23 AM after eating your left over burrito from Chipotle, all seems well until out of nowhere your anus explodes with flatulence which is so powerful that your ass has a burning sensation and causes the restroom to smell like ass along with shit stains which take months to clean up, hence the name. exclusion zone

"Damn, that restroom is like Chernobyl, we need an Exclusion Zone around the perimeter of the restroom like the abandoned city of Pripyat. The restroom isn't going to be habitable for many many years. "

by Allosaurus Boi July 15, 2019

Excluded

i guy that ask u to check the buffers 24/7 and leave two seconds afther

excluded: go check the buffer
Panda990: No!
Evobot: the buffer need to be checked: 100min

by ogiba buddabi September 19, 2019

Excuseamatiser

When someone constantly makes excuses whenever something goes wrong in their life.

Wow, you said I cheated on that test because I did better than you, stop being an excuseamatiser!

by TastySalad October 11, 2019