One of the most corrupt, unhealthy, God-forsaken, stigmatized, and isolated places in the USA. 99% white and extreme poverty in 20 counties. You see nothing but trailer homes for hours until you get to pikeville where coal has been confused with Jesus. The poorest people in America have been bought and sold with dirty money and blind faith. PS if you're not white be prepared to be stared at and potentially followed.
-"I'm going to eastern Kentucky this weekend to visit the medical school in pikeville."
-"That is some corrupt shit out there. Plus I thought you scored better than a 21 on your mcat, you know, because you took it when you were awake."
-"You're right, but I wanted to see what the region was really like with my own eyes since I'm a Kentucky native."
-"That's respectable, man. But be careful out there on the winding roads where people will flip you off for driving under 70 miles an hour around a pitch black curve at night. And don't take any wooden nickles!"
-"That is some corrupt shit out there. Plus I thought you scored better than a 21 on your mcat, you know, because you took it when you were awake."
-"You're right, but I wanted to see what the region was really like with my own eyes since I'm a Kentucky native."
-"That's respectable, man. But be careful out there on the winding roads where people will flip you off for driving under 70 miles an hour around a pitch black curve at night. And don't take any wooden nickles!"
by BerryTellsTheTruth April 12, 2015
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The fat, scroungy-looking, trailer trash white woman who is always on the arm of some Black male.
Rationale: bunny-like (fat and white with pink nose and ears).
Rationale: bunny-like (fat and white with pink nose and ears).
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Get the Easter mug.Just like a New Year's resolution only done at Easter. Easter is a time of new beginnings, so it makes sense for resolutions to be made then.
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regular human being: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH! (pulls out gun and shoots Easter Bunny) (turns on light) Oh shit.
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Christians have foolishly tied their beliefs with a PAGAN festival, full of Easter Bunnies and all kinds of crap! As a result, Christ regularly gets forgotten in the commercially driven, satanic festival!
It's just like Christmas ... Christian festivals are DROWNED by consumerism, drunken behaviour, and Christmas trees (created by German PAGANS).
It's all absurd - God Almighty didn't tell us to celebrate pagan festivals!!
Christians have foolishly tied their beliefs with a PAGAN festival, full of Easter Bunnies and all kinds of crap! As a result, Christ regularly gets forgotten in the commercially driven, satanic festival!
It's just like Christmas ... Christian festivals are DROWNED by consumerism, drunken behaviour, and Christmas trees (created by German PAGANS).
It's all absurd - God Almighty didn't tell us to celebrate pagan festivals!!
Easter is not about the Sacrifice of Jesus Christ, it's about Eastre, a Goddess WHO DOESN'T EXIST!
Satan is "destroying wonderfully", as the Bible said he would ;-)
Here's the TRUTH:
Easter is PAGAN ... the name comes from a Goddess ...
Satan is "destroying wonderfully", as the Bible said he would ;-)
Here's the TRUTH:
Easter is PAGAN ... the name comes from a Goddess ...
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