ejaculation

See: Spooge

I spooged like a freight train last night, all over my bitch's face. She is such a spooge monster.

by Spoogie McSpooge August 21, 2003

Ejaculant

-Adj.

1. To look like you have just masturbated

2. To appear to be a chronic masturbator

Person 1: Well you're looking quite ejaculant today

Person 2: Yeah, I jerked-off like 20 minutes, hahaha!

by Joshel ;) June 6, 2011

Boot and Ejack

The greatest philosophy of life is summed up in two words - Boot and Ejack. This phrase refers to a great night involving two elements - a boot (vomit) and an ejack (cumming), which means you have the means to:

a) consume alcohol
b) have wooed thine bitches under the influence of said alcohol

While many find the term demeaning, this outlook on life has led to many lolzzzzzz and great times.

Often can be shortened to "B and E"

Man 1: "That night was bitching"
Man 2: "Yeah, T'was totally boot and ejack"

by TheFush April 9, 2011

social ejaculation

To reach a non-sexual climax in a social situation which results in immense relaxation and low energy, often followed promptly by a withdrawal from the interaction and deep slumber.

Wow, that guy was so excited last night when he arrived at the party, he told all of his stories to his friends and experienced social ejaculation within a half hour. He was later found snoring on the couch, unresponsive and content, all the while sober.

by Martin Smiles April 26, 2010

Ejacturection

When you're with a guy and he gets so excited he shoots his load before he's even begun. Also known as a Two Second Wonder.

Girl A: "Ooh, he's well fit, love to get him into bed"
Girl B: "Nah, there's no point, I heard from Sarah he has problems with Ejacturection".
Girl A: "Shame."

by clodmeow May 24, 2010

Ejacularf

(v.)- The action of having a liquid-expelling orgasm while vomiting simultaneously.

Male- "Oh yes, OH yes, oh YES, YES!, YES!!!, OOOH!, IM GONNA- BLEEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Female- "Ew, did you ejacularf on me?!"

by Nick_Gre3n October 4, 2008

Ejaculationship

A relationship based on a booty call. Specifically from the male perspective. Less substantial than FWB.

Chrissy and I have a great ejaculationship going on.

by DurtyB808 June 12, 2011