Bestfriend Douchebag

A friend that is your best friend, and yet the biggest douchebag you know

Chris is such a bestfriend douchebag

by Joshy Gzila October 28, 2008

internet douchebag

Socialist Auburn Troll

Whiny asshole on a message board who changes his arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite. "Ignore that guy, he's just an internet douchebag!"

by Dalton_Orr January 21, 2009

Doucheberry

Doucheberry is a portable communication device that when used by a non-douche is known as a Blackberry. The Doucheberry becomes such when one is clearly douchebagging with a doucheberry. For instance, using the Doucheberry to impress someone.

Amy: Hey look at that douche over there
Mike: Is he actually using his Doucheberry in a bar? Oh wait! He's trying to look cool for the skank next to him!
Amy: What a douche...

by Indygunner August 9, 2009

douchebag

Gov. Scott Walker

Republican Governor Scott Walker is a douchebag

by Forthemiddleclass March 17, 2011

Douchebaganism

The faith/religion of universal douchebagaknights. They all run the douchebagathon. They all study douchebagology.

Since you are a certified douchebag; You should practice Douchebaganism.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

Douchebag Move

To do something to someone else that was uncalled for and stupid, thus making yourself look like a total douche

If douchebag is the noun, then this is the verb.

That guy just tripped that lady into a water puddle. That was such a douchebag move.

by Trisepticon 4 July 6, 2009

Douchebag Effect

Aptly describes the multiplication of Douchebags at a party your hosting. This exponential reproduction usually takes place via txt message or phone call.

Your party begins with 70 people you know and ends with 300 you don't.

Things that are often broken or defaced by those caught up in the douchebag effect include but are not limited to:

Broken Stairs
Broken Floors
Broken Fridges
Broken Windows
Broken Couches
Broken Tables
Broken Speakers
Blood on the walls
Towels used as Toilet Paper
Walls spray painted on
Windows tagged
Stolen Laptops
Stolen Ipods
Stolen Booze
The playing cards you were using to play drinking games with said douchebags in an attempt to make it somewhat enjoyable....... stolen.
Beds peed on
Fire hydrants broken and parts tossed onto your roof.

Nathan: "Hey Tom you recognize any of these 150 people in our living room?"
Tom: "Nope."
Ryan: "They stole my beer and broke our fridge."
Nathan: "Friggin douchebag effect."

by TheFormer360Boyz April 7, 2009