Long Distance Shooting

The cyber-sexual act of a male finishing off on his webcam while his partner watches via Skype.

Because he couldn't give Dolly a facial, Lloyd got her on Skype and did some long distance shooting.

by makeitsoundsexy June 7, 2016

dickhead distance

The additional distance you try to keep between your self and a dickhead.

There were some loud dickheads going down the escalator so I waited at the top for 30 seconds to gain some dickhead distance.

by Doctor dickhead January 21, 2018

Long distance friendship

A long distance friendship is where you have to trust and rely on your friend. You may not be with them all the time or see them 24/7 but you will always love and look out for them no matter what you go through. You may have ups and downs but this person will always accept you for being you.

Kylie and Jess had a long distance friendship as Kylie lives in the USA and Jess lives in the Uk.

by I.Dont.Know.Im.An.Unknown.User August 19, 2019

social dister

Someone who practices social distancing. This can be seen during the coronavirus pandemic when individuals conscientiously distance themselves from others for the sake of personal mental and physical health or for the sake of society.

It takes a lot of sacrifice to leave work and be a social dister.

by drkbi March 13, 2020

Social Distance Masturbation

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.

Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!

by bateworld March 14, 2020

Dirty Distancing

=Sexting - because your love life has taken a break due to COVID-19

Ryan and I enjoy dirty distancing last night because of the quarantined building

by KiwiKY March 25, 2020

antisocial distance

In the time of corona, a distance between individuals of LESS THAN six feet. In all other times, the inverse.

In the fight against corona-19, introverts are finding it easy to keep a social distance, while extroverts who by definition prefer to keep an antisocial distance are finding these times more trying.

by xollock March 26, 2020