Doing an Ashley

1. The act of screwing something up, to the extent that is absolutely fucking beyond comprehension.

2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.

Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.

See also "ashley".

1. Guy 1: "In Vegas, I bet all my companies assets on red and lost. I picked up a hooker and now have the clap. I was arrested and puked on a cop. They found a bag of coke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow I'm due in front of the judge."

Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"

2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."

by ToonArmyMIA December 12, 2010

DOING A SPENCER

(Noun)When a man takes 3 months to ask out a girl and instantly gets rejected

"Ohh he's doing a spencer"

by MR KFC ASIAN MAN August 26, 2017

Doing my homework

When you are at home instead of doing the shit your fucking suppose, you decide to be a smart ass and go on fuckin MySpace all up in here like I CAN DO THIS ISH LATA and you end up failing in that class and feel like a huge piece of dog shit. Basically, every teenager's day to day life.

Mom: Billy, what are ya doin?
Billy: oh, I'm " Doing my Homework"

by Thatgaypieceofshit May 10, 2018

Doink

The biggest blunt known to man supposedly created by the late Young King Dave

Tyler; What the hell is that your smoking

Mike; its a doink bro

Tyler; Didnt Chief Keef mention doink in one of his songs

Mike; Nah man YKD invented them while smoking one in the amish kiddd

by Tarvish May 27, 2019

diontae

a real nigga that gets hoes and is cold at sports

catch me outside how bout dat

diontae

by catch me outside how bot dat January 28, 2017

doing 95

Hard job during the day, to come home and party at night.

Been doing 95 all day, been doing parties every night.

by saanz January 6, 2014

doing the most

triple bagging the weed, putting it in a pill bottle, triple bagging the pill bottle, putting that in a mason jar, and gallon bagging the mason jar.

Dyl, you are doing the most.

by bigguymanry January 9, 2017