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Double Decker Blumpkin

the act of a male individual shitting or pooping in the upper deck of the toilet while a girl goes down on you (aka; sucking your penis), while she releases poop out of her butthole into the lower deck bowl of the toilet.
Jeff to Randy: Dude, bro, Jerry definitely just got some of that double decker blumpkin action dome piece from that random B with the STDs.
Randy to Jeff: Real nice, real fuckin' nice.
by Lambeaux + Jerry March 27, 2009
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fuck ducker

A person who says "Not tonight, Honey...I have a headache."
"My boyfriend/husband/pool boy has been such a fuck ducker lately."
by livingdeadgirl August 13, 2006
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Mother Ducker

A way to say 'Mother F***er' without really saying it.
Mother Ducker! I left my money at home!
by KarminAard June 2, 2009
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Upper Decker

When someone poops in the top part of a toilet, (the part that you have to take the top off) so when someone else goes to the bathroom and flushes the toilet instead of clean water coming in and filling the toilet, shit water comes in. This is done as a pratical joke, usually done at parties.
Guy 1:Hey I just did that Upper Decker in the toilet upstairs and Jennifer went in there.
Guy 2:Hahahah, what'd she do when she came out?
Guy 1:I don't know, she's still in there!
by Kevinnnnnnnnnn December 26, 2009
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kentucky upper decker double blumpkin

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while a female is sitting on the bowl reverse cowgirl taking a shit and sucking his dick then once they are finished they preform a reverse 69 licking each others assholes clean.
Dude last night i got a kentucky upper decker double blumpkin, and my ass has never been cleaner.
by tootalljen89 November 22, 2011
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Ducker

Someone who commits to hangout with his friends only to duck out on them and ditch them for something way less cool.
Eddie: Hey do you want to hang out Wednesday?

Chris: Sure, I will definitely be there Pri!

(Two Days Later)

Chris: Yo, I need to duck, I have to watch Obama's speech

Eddie: Man, you are such a ducker!
by Primary April 20, 2009
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Phantom dooker

A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.
Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.
If missed can lead to constipation.
Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.
Jeff: yeah man
Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants
Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell
Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin
Jeff: ok
Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker
Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station
by DMAC4 April 19, 2009
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