Generalized Anxiety Disorder

A mental illness that involves excessive, exaggerated anxiety and worry about everyday life events. It differs from regular anxiety in the way that little worries are over analyzed to the point of a possible anxiety attack which is very similar to a panic attack.

Some symptoms are:
fatigue
ongoing worry
unrealistic view of problems
headaches
sweating
trembling
difficultly concentrating
being easily startled
insomnia

AKA: GAD

"I wasn't able to finish my paper because I saved it until the last minute and I had an anxiety attack because I have generalized anxiety disorder."

by Syren Summers April 30, 2007

Bipolar Poop Disorder

Similar to Bipolar Mood Disorder, a person with Bipolar Poop Disorder alternates between extreme diarrhea and constipation and can never seem to take a proper shit.

Patient: I had bad constipation 2 weeks ago, then last week I had bad diarrhea, and now I'm constipated again.

Doctor: I think you have Bipolar Poop Disorder.

by Schnitterbit August 28, 2011

Obsessive Disney Disorder or O.D.D.

A psychological issue where going to Disney or memories of Disney are constantly on the brain. The person can often be found smiling for no reason, looking at All Access Disney and searching the Disney site on their computer for dining reservations, resorts, entertainment, fastpasses, dining plan, etc.

Symptoms of O.D.D.: 1. Constantly planning and booking new Disney trips. Most commonly planning your next trip as you are flying/driving home from Disney. 2. Daydream of family fun and laughter on rides, watching parades and the shows you love to watch over and over. 3. Extreme cravings for Dole Whips, Funnel Cakes, Mickey's pretzels and ice cream.

I have a severe case of Obsessive Disney Disorder or O.D.D.

by All Access Disney April 12, 2016

Obsessive Jonas Disorder

also known as OJD, a serious disease which causes an extreme obsession with a band of brothers, surname being Jonas. There is no known cure for this disease, but most of those who have it, do not mind it, and have learned to manage it. The only way you can do so is going to www.myspace.com/jonasfansforya to get your daily dose of Jonas!

OMJ I love the Jonas Brothers. I have Obsessive Jonas Disorder!!!

by Obsessive Jonas Disorder October 3, 2008

Omegle Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

Someone who is compulsively obsessed with Omegle or any other random video chatting website. They usually spend most of their time on it searching for celebrities like Justin Bieber.

Sally: OMG! I saw Justin Bieber on Omegle last night!

Jenni (to Paula): She definitely has a bad case of Omegle Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

by Cee_DOg April 22, 2011

Hairy Pussy Disorder

A disorder of people who think that pussies should be shaven, these people are idiots whose only experience of sex is lame pornography, made by people who think that women can only appeal to men if they look like a cross between a blow up doll and a transvestite. Rappers for example cannot cope with what a mature woman should actually look like naked.

Sir Angus Carlyle: By gad what is that silly juvenile in the hat doing?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Why he is vomiting profusely.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Why so?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Methinks he has been offered sex from a real woman and this silly fuckwit saw a bush and has Hairy Pussy Disorder.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Stupid Cunt

by Mrs Apollo Moon Lander April 29, 2011

Discordianism

The practice of not practicing anything unless it is discordianism. If that isn't it than it is something else unless it isn't in whic case it is not. To practice discordianism is to destroy it's existence unless you practice discordianism in which case you would not practice discordianism unless you were or you weren't.

Discordianism is everything. Unless it isn't.

by Devonous September 21, 2006