bum dicked

being taken advantage of or tricked by a drunken Bum.

A bum sits outside a conveniance store. hes asks an unsuspecting person (Melvin) to by him some beer. (Melvin) says OK, gimme the money. Bum says "Im to drunk to take it out of my pocket can you grab it for me?"...........and you can guess who gets bum dicked from here.

by Peter Frampton May 13, 2006

dicked in the ear

to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. This usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.

Jeff: i got completely dicked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. I think i did a routine from grease.
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?

by joosen April 22, 2007

ass dicked

To be inebriated; "shit faced"

The other night I was so ASS DICKED I could barely stand up in order to hit on Jeff.

by Robin P. February 9, 2008

Black and Dicker

when a male receives a black ring around his penis during a blow job caused by his girls black lipstick.

I got a new tube of black lipstick honey, you up for a Black and Dicker?

by uberdami December 14, 2010

double dicker

I double dicker is an individual who poseses two dicks. This happens very rarely and is often documented in porno.

Wow I grew another penis last night!

Hey that makes you a double dicker.

by Lil' Shaq April 5, 2004

Dicked off

When a person gets too excited, and everything just goes to hell.

Anton was excited for Chrono Trigger DS, but then realized he didn't have a DS, and thus dicked off.

by JetskiEpicmount August 4, 2008

Dickery

The act of being a complete dick, someone who is very rude.

Melissa: Did you hear about Bernard's dickery?

Josh: No!

Melissa: Yeah Jill finally told him she liked him and he told her "I don't like you like that" even though he tried to fuck Jill prom weekend!

Josh: Wow what a douchebag!

by Sassy Switzerland July 14, 2017