Dick (dik), n. 1. Arch.: a replacement word used when any other swewar word is unwanted. 2. a word that can replace any noun in a sentence and still convey all meaning 3. a word used contextually to communicate a complex or conflated idea when there is no known existing word in the English language.
"What the dick?!"
Instead of saying, "Hey, can you hand me that book?", "Hey, can you hand me that dick?"
"It's a windy dick outside."
"Life is a dick"
Instead of saying, "Hey, can you hand me that book?", "Hey, can you hand me that dick?"
"It's a windy dick outside."
"Life is a dick"
by Michael Green Tucker October 19, 2006
1) Something a man masterbates with.
2) An inapropriate word for an a man/woman you disslike
3) A thing a Pussy slides on
4) A sex object
5) An object used to rape niggers in prison
2) An inapropriate word for an a man/woman you disslike
3) A thing a Pussy slides on
4) A sex object
5) An object used to rape niggers in prison
1) I stroke my Dick tell I cum
2) You Fucking Dick-Head
3) Hey Bitch, come slide on my Dick
4) Im'a Fuck his Dick
5) Pull your pants down you nigger your about to get a dick in your ass, and don't fight it
2) You Fucking Dick-Head
3) Hey Bitch, come slide on my Dick
4) Im'a Fuck his Dick
5) Pull your pants down you nigger your about to get a dick in your ass, and don't fight it
by Big Platuim Balls November 27, 2009
something to go into a bunch of crevices.
a tool used to transport sperm into the uterus.
a stick... for some burritos.
a tool used to transport sperm into the uterus.
a stick... for some burritos.
hey bob i just shoved my dick stick into a cleavage
nice nice... i shoved my dick burrito into a pussy...
nice nice... i shoved my dick burrito into a pussy...
by twatzilla May 09, 2007
I have a bonar because you sucked my dick! Wait a minute, why am I posting this stuff? I'm giving u real examples to u pervs looking it up. goodbye
by MY POST IS A JOKE December 03, 2010
what the fuck is your problem sicko you have nothing better to do but look up dick on a website you kno what the fuck a dick is especially if your a guy and if your a woman go ride one cause you need it if your looking it up...p.s its a penis duhh...lol =)
a. im so horny i wanna suck my own dick
b. your a fuckin dick
c. girl you need some dick in your life
b. your a fuckin dick
c. girl you need some dick in your life
by Alee-lee babes July 25, 2009
Often thought to be the male sexual reproductive organ, it is actually a cave mans beard. Licked clean by the female, the caveman then grunts to show his manly hood before stroking his dick.
by mattizle May 17, 2005
by Joshy Berger March 21, 2008