ding dong johnson 

Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.

Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?

Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?

Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!

ding dong johnson by true army soldier motherfucker February 8, 2010

Ding, dings, r2's 

Ding, dings, and R2's are other slang terms for a roofie or "date rape" drug that people from nogales AZ would use for recreational use to get fucked up while drinking. Or even without alchohol involved like taking 8 or 10 of them cuz they cheap as fuck and most the time they free. But after a day with like 8 or 10 of them shits you wont remember shit for at least a week.

"Ding, dings, r2's". Man this homie SPEW'ed then took like 5 dings and got all violent and turned into a klepto man tryna jack anything and everything at any store he ain't give a fuck.

If you take like 5 dings your guaranteed not to remember shit for like a week and probably wake up in jail. Haha Have fun!

Ding, dings, r2's by lord of the dings September 25, 2009

ding ding 

Feeling of wow or sweetness, totally awesome, wicked, hella cool, hott,

Ding Ding Baby, that chick is a ding dinger. Hey that shirt is ding ding.

ding ding by dEnis papineau January 5, 2005

Ding Dong Ditch 

When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.

Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.

Ding Dong Ditch by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016

ding a ling 

a girl's pony tail

Guy: your ding a ling is really soft!
Girl: thanks i stroke it all the time

ding a ling by tequisha2009forever April 13, 2009

Ding Dar 

Some nasty word used by Southerners that replaces the words like, you no, the,a,is,and,stupid and idiot. And anything else you want it to mean.

It one them Ding Dar Squirrels...............Ding Daar shoot him with da peeshoota pa!

Ding Dar by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 25, 2004

Ding Dong Didley 

This phrase basically means you dont give a fuck.

I dont give a ding dong didley what you thik about me.
I dont give a ding dong didley if the world comes to an end

Ding Dong Didley by Ryan Surrao July 22, 2009