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One Direction

five flaming homosexuals. Louis and Harry love each other; while Liam, Niall, and Zayn are caught in an intense love triangle.
"Who are they?"
"That's One Direction, they're almost too gay to function."
by audrey luna September 25, 2012
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directioner

the coolest people your ever likely to meet, the WILL run the world one day and are extremely dedicated for life to the amazing British-Irish boy band One Direction. Most directioners come from Tumblr where the fan base is strongest. Most people with tumblr also have a twitter and there are also people who just have twitter. Directioners have been the victims of hate campaign such as the twitter trend #hitdirectionerswithashovelday, which is unessisary since Directioners run twitter. On the 24th of December 2011 (which is member Louis Tomlinsons birthday) directioners filled the whole world wide trending tweets box.
Directioners are to One Direction like Beleibers are to Justin
by directioner101 August 11, 2012
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defecation

Another word for pooping. Also a type of vandalism unless it's done on the toilet.
A: I would like to get to your attention that someone has vandalized your lawn
B: It's defecation. I thought a dog took a dump in my lawn and I was just about to find and sue the owner of whatever dog pooped there.
by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011
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weapons of mass deception

Weapons that dumbfuckers like George W. Bush think other countries have.
There were no WMDs in Iraq so leave the Iraqis alone for God's sake!
by Anonymous July 7, 2003
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auto-rejection

auto-rejection can be displayed in many models, but the most ubiquitous action seen in the macrocosm of human attraction, tends to arise during a lessened encounter between two individuals. for a brief yet very clear moment, the female subject will automatically come to the conclusion that you are either:

a.)trifling
b.)destitute
c.)"out of her league"
d.)all of the above

after making this light speed decision, she will in some way make this judgement radically clear in a matter of seconds. sometimes without having to say or do anything at all. however, the declaration of her conclusion will be unmistakably pronounced.

while friend zoned may closely mimic auto-rejection, the latter is less painful in the remote future but more demeaning during the moment it originates.
As the young man asked for his waitress's phone number, she pretended not to hear him, slinking back into the wretched filth from which she was spawned. The gentleman caller was filled with despair as he was cast down into the cold damp catacombs of auto-rejection.
by wilthoven November 3, 2012
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deception

It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.
"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"
by Jeff May 26, 2004
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one direction

the sexiest boy bad alive. pure hotness and vocal talent, with the deadliest fanbase ever. if you mess with directioners, honey, youre screwed.

consists of Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson.

super fans have One Direction Infection.

its uncurable.
me: mom, can i have One Direction for Christmas?
by One Direction Infected. November 13, 2011
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