defibrillatio

A blowjob so epic it results in complete cardiac arrest. Portmanteau of "defibrillation" and "fellatio".

Dude, that wasn't just fellatio, that was defibrillatio. I swear when I came my heart like totally stopped beating or exploded or something.

by TheVivisector December 28, 2015

deficit spending

A way of doing large national projects on kredit.

FDR ran a mass deficit spending moment. It led us out of that depression prepare for the next fucking one.

by Booty lion turtule March 21, 2016

Define Irony

(According to Steve Buschemi in Con Air 1997) Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

(Listening to 'Sweet Home Alabama' by LYNYRD SKYNYRD)
Garland "The Marietta Mangler" Green: Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band ...*smirk* that died in a plane crash.

by GoFuckYourself.avi June 26, 2017

defiance xcvi

A total dick who makes $17 dollars an hour stocking chips for Frito Lays and takes general studies at university.

Never be like defiance xcvi

by wonderbread01 December 18, 2017

defibrillabias

When a woman has pussy lips so pleasing and divine that they can revive a dead man through necrophilia, they are known as "defibrillabias".

"Man, I was in a drug induced coma, and when I woke up Jennifer was straddled on my dick. She got those defibrillabias!!"

by Dillwad November 17, 2017

Definer's Block

(n.) When you can't think of anything to define on Urban Dictionary because almost everything comedic has already been defined.

Guy: Hey man, what's wrong?
Other Guy: Can't think of anything to define, I got definer's block.

by Other_Person March 8, 2020

Define

Something UrbanDictionary lets you do and encourages you to do it but rejects inside jokes

Random Guy: i wanna define words on UrbanDictionary
UrbanDictionary: "this definition is declined because it has inside jokes and names"
Random Guy: THATS THE FCKING IDEA

by Gunterbah May 20, 2020