Dakota

Someone who chronically masturbates, and saves videos of porn on their computer. To which later watch and masturbate to.

Man 1: "I've jerked it like 7 times today to this one video I saved. It's fantastic!"
Man 2: "Already 7 times!? You're turning into a Dakota!"

by Mr.Blue. August 1, 2009

North Dakota

The most useless fucking place in the United States. Known for it's....
So anyways, if you have a chance to go there, don't.
I'd rather live in purgatory than this useless turd of a chunk of frozen dirt on the nutsack of a camel. Honestly, I'm reading about how great North Dakota is, but nobody will say why. The only thing to do is underage drink. If you're not underage then you're pretty much fucked. After that the only thing to do is fuck goats and eat pickled fish shit. God damn it. North Dakota is the ball bag of America.
See: Herpes

Osama: "Hey, Let's bomb North Dakota."
Saddam: "Why the fuck would we bomb North Dakota? The only things that are there are trees and cow shit."
Osama: "We live in North Dakota."
Saddam: "Oh yeah."

by antinorthdakota August 28, 2009

Dakota Fanning

A actress who started as a kid and singer. Not many people know it but she has a genius level I.Q. of over 200 which puts her in the same class as stephen Hawking,Albert einstein and Isac Newton ect. That is the main reason she got all those parts as a kid. Because she was so precosus and she learned to act so well beyond her years and knew so lines so well.

Dakota Fanning is a genius.

by Deep blue 2012 July 18, 2010

North Dakota

39th State, Peace Garden State
Largest Cities: Fargo, and ummmmm Fargo.
State Motto: Better than Iowa.
State Flower: Wild Praire rose
State Tree: North Dakota has no trees.
Population: 642,200, 9.3 per sq. mile. Exaggerated US Census
Short description: North Dakota doesn't have a whole lot to offer unless you enjoy seeing nothing. A grass and wheat kind of Iowa if you will, with less hicks. Fargo is the center of everything in the state and is close enough to Minnesota that it should belong to them. The state has a number of college's notorious for their drinking, "nothing else to do." Yet this state's greatest claim to fame is the movie Fargo which only has about 10 minutes shot here. Yet as in the movie, North Dakota in the winter is a barren, frozen wasteland. Here the wind is always blowing, the grass is always growing, and the women are always moooing.

I wish we had flown instead of driven across North Dakota, I almost died of boredom.

by SeanMurface April 26, 2006

Dakota Fanning

A butt-licking brazilian wax whore, she prefers in acting in movies where she gets raped, such as Uptown Girls and Charlotts Web. She was dubbed the title, "A lazy ass ho" when she caught on tape taking a dump on Mel Gibson's chest. She then sky dived off the eifel tower into hulk hulgans man titties. She is known to enjoy websites that have to do with mudd falling and lemons having parties. She is also known to have nightmares of raging monkies having the willpower to do some real nasty stuff. She especially loves the brian the tennis player videos.

Dakota Fanning wishes she could eat her pet sloth.

by jonny k. September 7, 2007

Dakota

Dakota is an awesomeperson.He maybe weird and crazy at times but his is in a good way .He is caring and will try to take care of you.He does get shy at times and he blushes alot.He is really cute and funny .He also is anime crazy.

Me= I loved marching in the band Friday night .

Christina =how you were watching Dakotaalmost the whole time .

by Kit Kat 101 September 2, 2018

Dakota

Usually a shitty ass person always talking shit behind people’s back and making up rumors.

Emma: Did you actually fuck Jared?
Danielle: No wtf? Who told you that?
Emma: Dakota

by MButler March 3, 2019