Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!
Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023
Get the You slumber, a cucumber!mug. "Spicy Hot Cucumber Stop" specializing in spicy cuisine featuring cucumber-based dishes. Picture a vibrant eatery with a menu boasting fiery cucumber Salad, zesty cucumber Burger, and mouthwatering cucumber-infused hot sauces. The stop might also offer refreshing cucumber drinks with a kick, like jalapeño cucumber margaritas or spicy cucumber lemonade. It's a place where adventurous food lovers gather to tantalize their taste buds with the unexpected combination of heat and coolness that only spicy cucumbers can deliver.
by spicy hot cucumber stop March 5, 2024
Get the Spicy Hot Cucumber Stopmug. “Oh snap is that a cucumber”
“nah that’s just John”
“man he is really Cucumbering hard”
“Where were you last night?”
“Oh I was at the crib Cucumbering”
“I’m about to cucumber until the sun comes up”
“nah that’s just John”
“man he is really Cucumbering hard”
“Where were you last night?”
“Oh I was at the crib Cucumbering”
“I’m about to cucumber until the sun comes up”
by UncleChungus June 7, 2019
Get the Cucumberingmug. Means doing sweet fuck all.
by Old Mate Andy June 26, 2018
Get the Dusting Cucumbersmug. by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
Get the cucumbermug. The act of fingering your butthole as a cucumber penetrates your vaginal region. Thus making you erupt.
“I had a bad case of the cucumber fingers last nigh, but I didn’t want it to go to waste, so I used it for your salad.”
by PussyPunisher12 April 16, 2023
Get the Cucumber Fingersmug. by marcinr June 6, 2014
Get the hot cucumbersmug.