as crucial as cucumbers

Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.

As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.

by von groovy August 9, 2024

Sea Cucumber

When you take a big long turd let it dry out and harden then hollow it out and fill it with cum and fuck it until it breaks.

mom found my Sea Cucumber.

by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024

Cucumber salad

When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.

Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?

by Coralface June 10, 2023

dry cucumber

A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.

Logan, stop being a dry cucumber. Idiot.

by Immaturespices October 15, 2018

cheese cucumber

A cheese cucumber is a cucumber cover in cheese that live under the sea.

Jim: hey have you even sea a cheese cucumber before?

Nick: yeah those things look hot.

by Wormy cult February 28, 2021

Cucumber 10,000

A special dildo disguised and your average cucumber. When one squeezes both sides of the cucumber it begins to light up and vibrate.

Lauren brought her cucumber 10,000 to the sleep over yesterday. Let’s just say no one slept that night.

by Ticklemypurplepickle December 5, 2021

Cucumber

When someone rejects good criticism and blames it on them being bullied or having self-diagnosed depression.

“I can’t take this; I’m already being bullied...” Sherry said. “Come on, don’t pull a Cucumber.”

by Duck_Yourself123 December 19, 2020