crafty diplomat

a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.

Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005

Craft Whore

Someone who is addcited to crafting.

Melinda is always Crafting.

She is such a craft whore.

by little green dragonfly February 19, 2009

Craft Beer

Drink and lifestyle choice of hipsters and bicurious middle aged men (see also Pilsners).

I had to revoke Brando’s man card because he posted about how much he loves craft beer.

by BigRigWilly April 9, 2020

Cryarhea

Excessive,Exaggerated Crying,for little or no reason.

What's with the Emos? Have they got Cryarhea,or what?

by Waboa February 13, 2009

cRYANon

An optical illusion to make others think it says "Crayon" when it really says "Ryan"

Look at that dime piece over there, I wanna write on her face with a cRYANon.

by cRYANon September 12, 2009

crafted by angels

an arse that is so sublimely perfect

her ass was crafted by angels man!

by louster? December 10, 2009

crafterbating

Masterbating while looking through Pinterest

"Where's Joe's mom?"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"

"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"

by Pixiety October 14, 2015