Crocs

Made by humans, for humans, to prevent humans , basically they're condoms

Hey sexy wanna come to my place. No you have crocs

by TheNorris27 January 22, 2019

Crocliment

A compliment only for people wearing Crocs.

Omg Mike, I love your crocs!

Thanks for the Crocliment!

by DMercedes March 3, 2019

Crocc

Crocc is the god of grubs, after being burned on a cooker for 14 hours a religion was created around him. Almost like when Jesus was crucified, but instead of a cross it's a stove

Many people pray to Crocc as his power is immense and he will bring good fortune to those who pray to him, and bad fortune to those who don't.

Person 1: "I bow to Crocc everyday so that I can have good luck."

Person 2: "Yes, we must pray to the grub god so we may be in good fortune!"

by Boomer Fighter August 31, 2019

Crock of Fuck

A situation or a response that is obviously an outrageous abomination of normality.

You almost killed us! That was a real Crock of Fuck!

by ascernman March 24, 2020

Crocing

the act of wearing only crocs during consensual intercourse.

bro i heard y’all in the other room, were y’all crocing?

by StaticHD May 5, 2020

crocabearamoose

An animal in fred the movie

“i’m gonna go catch me a crocabearamoose”

by bigpapi743201 May 9, 2020

Crock Knocker

An offensive slur that was used against British soldiers in 1777. They would call slim soldiers this.

(Guard) "Move along! You crock knocker." *pushes the soldier to the ground*

by pudusapenyaresyes November 6, 2020