Corporate Punk

Corporate Punk describes punk bands or punk fashion brands created by corporate businesses that are more interested in making money than spreading a message.

Corporate Punk bands attempt to stay as apolitical as possible to be appealing to everyone. They make songs about empty anger, trying to put on a fake persona of anger without having any real opinions or thoughts in their songs. Corporate Punk bands may also be industry plants.

Corporate Punk fashion brands describes a brand making clothes with super cheap fabric and making the item super expensive. It's extra corporate punk-ish if the item is made poorly to look DIY, but still costs 50$.

Synonyms for corporate punk include; industry plant (for bands), poseur, poor mouth, and capitalist punk.

Marty: Dude, these clothes are made with such cheap fabric! Why are they so expensive?

David: It's Corporate Punk, Marty. It's just like that.
Marty: I guess that explains why it looks like something the Tramp Stamps wore during their mall goth phase

by Jack Mustard May 12, 2021

Copeulate

Combination of cope and copulate. To jack off but sad.

Me: Did you see that Tom Holland is dating Zendaya?
Friend: Damn for real? I gotta go copeulate for a minute.

by stupid town December 1, 2021

corporate tongues

The regurgitation of corporate jargon and buzz words in order to fit in with you corporate peers.

When I asked Julie a question on our zoom meeting, she asked me if “ we could take this off line and circle back when she could wrap her head around this.” She then told me “she would be out of pocket and in the meantime if I could email her a high lever, view from 50,000 feet, so when she comes back into the office she can be laser focused on the issue.” I have no idea what she was talking about because she was speaking in corporate tongues.

by Grimmy46 March 3, 2022

Copulation Cop

A Copulation Cop is an person that is completely against the act of sex. As a result they do everything in their power to make sure nobody else is able to get any type of action. (ESPECIALLY BEFORE MARRIAGE)

Your dad is such a Copulation Cop; I can’t believe he set up cameras in your room to monitor you.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

cable and copulation

Just another way to say Netflix and Chill

"You should come over and do some cable and copulation with me"

by Muthar Yakar September 4, 2016

copulate

This is a contraction of, " Cop you are late." As we all know, cops aren't the most timely when it comes to an emergency situation and often times show up later than we'd prefer depending on the severity of the situation in question.

Susan: "Copulate and now he's gone."

Officer: "Can you describe the assailant."

by Cbranson November 21, 2010

Corporate Inkwell

The chick at the office that sleeps with any and every guy trying to get ahead.

Man, did you hear.....she just got busted messing around with her third guy in the office...she's obviously the corporate inkwell; didn't these guys ever hear the term don't dip your pen in the company ink?

by not a pen dipper... October 14, 2010