Coonster

An absolute legend. Gets all the pussy in the world. Also gets a lot of clout

Damn that’s coonster, he’s a real legend eh?

by Igethellaclout.com October 4, 2017

clotsprings

East Anglia slang for pubes

Went down on her and ended up with a few clotsprings between me teeth

by Badboybigballs October 22, 2017

cooks feet

All the built up dead skin on a Chef feet that allows him to stand on his feet for long periods or hours throughout the day

Man, I just did a 15 hour shift at the restaurant, but thanks to cooks feet my feet don’t hurt

by #ChefLife August 19, 2018

Coatstraphobia

The fear of not being able to move in ones own coat and/or jacket.

Jimbo: "Hey Bill it's -40°c, why you taking your coat off?"
Bill: "This damn puffy jacket, it's triggering my coatstraphobia!"

by FredsHotToddieBody September 14, 2018

cooks

Feeling sorry for someone because something bad happened or something sad.

Nadi: I fell into the pool
Stazia: Oh cooks
Nadi: Cooks for daysss

by im ya girl March 7, 2019

colts

colts is a nickname for a kid who is extremely sus(pect) kid. He sticks his cock in anything with a hole and grabs anything longer than a sweet tart. He tends to be a multi-sport athlete and is an absolute tryhard in academics. He will even pet his own teachers cock(erspaniel) to get an A. This nickname in no way, shape, or form represents any professional sports team. If you ever play Fortnite with a colts, they will rage on their every death and will blame you for every little thing, but at the end of the day, they will carry you because of how sweaty he is. A colts must buy about 3 controllers a month because their sweat breaks their controllers.

*colts checks end of year grades*
teacher (known as dr. p)" colts you end with a 89.49"
colts " their is no way, i will do anything, can i help you with anything? *wink wink*

by ttv_btw April 12, 2019

Coatsy

Coatsy :annoying, a douche, your best friend and worst enemy, obnoxious but friendly enough to not remove him from your life, it maybe in fact you can't physically avoid him as one is always around.

One to frequently ask for lifts and gobble goods from your Fridge at all hours and give nothing in return but on special occasions may buy you a meal if you look hungry.

Coatsy washes his hands in the punch bowl because he is too superior to wash them in a sink like his commoner friends.

by Coatsy June 30, 2019