Concentrated Irony

Quoting your own vocal typo for emphasis and absentmindedly inputting a typo in your own signature.

"They all passed with flawless colours"

- Jordan JodLfallow

* Actual name spelt correctly - Jordan Jodfallow
thus resulting in concentrated irony

by Vessel of failure July 7, 2009

conserahole

(Con-ser-a-hole) 1.) Combination of the words conservative and asshole. A direct response of the usage of the word libtard used by ultra conservatives to denigrate anyone whose opinion deviates from their own. 2.) A militant society or individual that claims superiority by virtue of their religion, or citizenship and is intolerate of any other point of view other than their own.

Look at the idiot wearing the vote for Trump t-shirt, must be a conserahole, a conservative asshole.

by Soap box Sally November 1, 2015

Conseracist

A portmanteau of Conservative, Conspiracy and Racist.

"Look at this conseracist, claiming all lives can't matter because black lives matter."

by EVERYTHINGISFAKENEWS July 8, 2020

Consecutive

A synonym for "in a row".

Covid 19 has been a pandemic for 16 consecutive months!

by UltimateDoge July 30, 2021

Uber-Concentrate

A phrase used to show exsessive concentration on an object or item.

Bob - " Hey mate.. why did you spend 20 minutes staring at that orange juice yesterday? "
Fred - " Because I uber-concentrated on the word concentrate "

by Arkuvio September 4, 2007

Spacio-Concentrate

The act of looking to others as if you are totally spaced out but in actuality you have complete concentration.

I like to Spacio-Concentrate in my classes because it makes me look like I'm just an average jock but I'm able to learn the lessons and pass my classes anyway.

by Rat2gg December 2, 2009

consecutiving

Sleeping in the same bed as your fuck friend for three or more nights in a row. Once this has happened, it is an indisputable truth that they will end up dating (or getting back together again).

Where ya goin?
I'm have to uh, study.
No you don't.
I- I don't know what you're talking about.
This will be night number 3, right? Once you are consecutiving you can never turn back.

by dick salad December 3, 2010