clockblock

to distract others from being aware of the passing time in order to delay for a discreet motive

Bill: Alright man, I'm gonna run.
Steve: Hold on man, Jill and her hot friend Stacy are coming. Stacy is single and down!
Bill: Dude, I really gotta run.
Steve: Stacy is realllly hot. You should just chill.
Bill: Dude, stop clockblocking! I'm leaving!

by sawdo January 27, 2010

Cockbrocking

Similar to cockblocking, but different in that the parties involved are both men, and the cockbrocker prevents these two parties from hanging out or otherwise interacting with each other.

Tom: Dude, I was gonna hang with James last night, but his girlfriend got pissed and ended up cockbrocking him.
Dan: That sucks, man.

by greatspaceadventure November 5, 2012

Cockblock

The term is used when your homie wont hook up wit yo girls' friend so you dont get no booty

John: Hey man we gunna get sum tonight I got you in with Tina's friend ::points::

Mike: HELL NAH i wouldnt fuck her with a 10-foot pole

John: Fuckin Cockblocker

by Trips July 4, 2005

Cockblock

Term used in racing and Video Games. When a car is a lot slower than another car and the slower car pulls out in front of the faster car to get a push.

Driver #1: I'm going to get a little push of this guy

Driver #2: He's trying to cockblock me!

by GTBrett June 23, 2005

cockblock

its anything u want it to be really
an insult, exclamation of surprise..whatever

u stuipd fuckin cockblock!

by maumau and yearno November 10, 2003

Cockblock

A man who farms chickens for a living

I am so hungry I could just go buy some chickens from the cockblock down the street.

by Elsaraness October 30, 2011

Cockbrock

The act of cock-blocking oneself.

'I would have hit that but he was wearing socks and sandals. He totally cockbrocked himself.'

by Wahoo1815 May 23, 2009