COVID Vaccine

The only thing needed to get back to normal.

Once the COVID Vaccine becomes available to you, just get it.

by SunFlow3 March 26, 2021

clovis

The City of Clovis was named after its public spirited pioneer, Clovis M. Cole, a man who spent nearly all of his life in the vicinity. Clovis is the "Better part of Fresno" and has a wonderful school district. Located in the northeast quadrant of the Fresno-Clovis Metropolitan Area, Clovis is situated in the midst of the agriculturally rich San Joaquin Valley. Since its incorporation in 1912, Clovis has been the "Gateway to the Sierra."

Clovis? Oh... Clovis.... the better part of Fresno.

by LordOrman December 9, 2008

Covid-69

When you and your partner are both infected with Coronavirus, otherwise known as Covid-19 and start performing oral sex on one another in the sixty-nine position disregarding the pre-eminent doom of potential respiratory failure.

As soon as we both found out we were infected with Covid-19 we immediately began Covid-69ing in hopes that the genital fluids would serve as decongestants.

by baileystrum March 24, 2020

Covid Dreams

When mixed feelings or morbid musings about the coronavirus pandemic are abstractly or creatively depicted through computer art.

Digital artists think that covid dreams could serve as a form of therapeutic art for those who are grieving for their loved ones who lost their lives to the coronavirus.

by MathPlus March 5, 2021

Covid Fate

That someone will die of the coronavirus, whether they get vaccinated or not, is determined by their Creator, who has the final say on their last day on earth.

If your time to journeying to the other side of eternity has come or hasn’t arrived yet, regardless of the pandemic situation around you, or of the necessary health precautions you’ve taken, it all boils down to your covid fate, and not because of a deadlier variant of the virus that is hell-bent to ending your life prematurely.

by Covido March 7, 2021

Clovis

Punk ace town.

Either you love it here or you hate it here.

There is no in between.

Nothing to do.

Town lives for football. GO WILDCATS!

Too much traffic.

Iddy biddy living space.

Clovis, New Mexico? Where's that? How did you get over the border?

by kstar2008 February 27, 2009

COVID-21

The result of COVID-9 + COVID-10.

Me: What's COVID-9 + COVID-10?
Jeff: COVID-21!

by toadwire May 2, 2020