clit commander

what Jayson Mews in Jay in Silent Bob proclaims himself to be.

I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."

by porneggs May 31, 2006

clitenis

An enlarged clitoris resembling a small penis.

When i saw jeff johnson's clitenis i was aroused

by viet_x_illusions December 21, 2004

clit

the clit is the female version of the head of a penis. men enjoy blowjobs, therefore women ejoy stimulation of the clit. most men, unfortunately, do not know where the clit is or how to use it and think that it severs no real function. this is equivalent to saying that the head of the penis deserves no attention durring any sexual acts. the clit is capable of giving many women multiple orgasms, and any man that can deliver that for a woman is practically guaranteed good head, sex or both.

do you know where the clit is? uhm, well its about 2 inches from where you think it is....for god's sake it's pierced!

by toby March 30, 2004

saggy clit

When women get old and suffer the agony of a saggy clitoris.

Oh my god Katie! You have a massively saggy clit!

by Darkstryder January 12, 2008

hop off my clit

mind your own business, stay away from me, if someone is getting in your space to much you can use this phrase. If someone is trying to know way too much about you.

Hanna C says"hop off my clit" on facebook daily to let girls know to stay out of her life, and leave herand her boyfriend alone.

by Dennys on camp March 10, 2011

clit eater

a lesbian.

Joe: "Damn dogg, check out the bitch with the short spiky hair. She'd give a dog a bone. I think I'll go ask her to dinner...I wonder what she'd like to eat."
Bob: "She just wanna eat twat, man, that bitch be munching on the carpet."
Joe: "Whatever man, you just jealous."
(walks over to girl)
Joe: "So...how about you and me go and..."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm a clit eater."
Joe: "OK..."
Bob: "Told you...straight up dyke."

by Nick D May 1, 2003

clit

Nature's Rubix Cube.

To find the clit is to find true happiness.

by cyanide_chewing_gum March 29, 2005