clattie

Derogatory northern slang...

Coventry are clattie.

Fabian is such a clattieboy.

by Pffft April 21, 2004

cloak fucker

someone who either dresses up in a cloak and jacks off, has sex in it, or literally fucks a colak

hey Charles, that cloak you have in your room has some dried up cum stains on it, are you a cloak fucker????

by doodash February 21, 2009

Clat

A large group of hot women. A group of hot women who each have a clitoris. Plural form of clit.

Dude, check out the group of clat walking this way!

by Mr. Makinpoopies December 28, 2005

cloacracy

N. (cloaca + bureaucracy)
1. An administrative system in which the need or inclination to follow rigid, complex, and seemingly pointless procedures impedes effective action
2. Anything bureaucratic in nature that involves more than one piece of paper, office, handshake, or signature
3. A process whereby metaphorical pieces of shit in the form of paperwork are perpetually funneled through networks of inefficient and interwoven channels
Can also be used as an adjective: see cloacratic

Clerk: "Did you file your A.Z. forty backslash double-o seven seven two?"
Hapless chump: "No."
Clerk: "Well then you'll have to file an FK fifty-four twenty in order to process a request to file your AZ forty backslash double-o seven seven two."
Chump (impressed and crestfallen): "I had no idea there was so much cloacracy involved."

by Negatron June 27, 2006

Clatching

The sound a man's ballsack makes when it slaps gently against another gentleman's rear area.

"I'm upstairs trying to watch the bloody Hollyoaks Omnibus, and all I can hear is your sweaty scrot clatching against his arse!"

by TheKlondykesLair November 29, 2009

Cleatto

When a mail or female is masterbating and taking a shit.

Oh man, I had the biggest cleatto ever last night. 8=D

by Harry .P. Ness November 6, 2010

Clatch

A girl/guy that you think is right for you. FOUSEY AND ALEX WASSABI MADE THIS UP BECAUSE THEY WERE IN THE AIRPORT AND SAY A HOT GIRL WALK BY A COFFEE SHOP NAMED CLATCH SO NOW EVERYTIME THEY SEE A GIRL THEY SAY CLATCH

"Clatch clatch clatch" -Fousey

by Charbezzi September 23, 2015