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Chairman Meow

The greatest cat owned by the greatest warlock evvvveeeerrrr. Everyone loves him (especially Alec Lightwood).
Magnus: Have you seen Chairman Meow?
Alec: No but he's the greatest cat ever
by Will_Herondale August 2, 2018
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bag chair and a beer

The essentials for watching a particular event. A "bag chair" is a folding, portable camp chair that can be taken anywhere and set up instantly, your "beer" is your relaxation beverage of choice.

When an event promises to be interesting and worth watching, you go get your bag chair and a beer, then settle in and observe!
Ralph: Boss just found out about Mike leaving early the last couple days, he's looking for him to chew his ass out.

Ed: Oh-h-h-h-h I gotta see this!

Ralph: Yep, gonna get my bag chair and a beer ...

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T: Oh man, I think Jen and Amy are all drunked up and checking each other out

E: M-m-m-m-m they'll be sneaking off and going at it before you know it

T: Yep. Gotta get my bag chair and a beer ...
by OldFart77 November 8, 2010
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Chair

(N) A raised platform on one would sit to keep one's self off the dirt which is on the ground. Chairs, the plural of chair, can be padded to maximize the comfortility of one's sitting session.
-"Dude that is a nice chair your sitting on, i love the padding on it, it must be such a comfortable sitting session you are experiencing"
"yes, quite"
by Yung Simon August 23, 2005
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Clairey

the most beautiful girl in the world. super pretty, a pretty smile, pretty eyes, pretty legs, just a perfect girl for her guy. all girls want to be like her and many guys want her.
Damn girl, you a Clairey !!!
by D.O.M.Y. September 21, 2011
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chairk

to stab someone in the upper abdominal cavity and then place a lit cigar, cigarette, or pipe in the wound, which is then "smoked" by the sucking of the victim's punctured lung.
"This asshole was smoking in the waiting room of the hospital, so I chairked him with his own cigar!"
by Wei Ji April 10, 2008
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clairvoyancy

A big word no one really understands unless you spend too much time on the internet
IDFK how to use clairvoyancy
by Mega Thiccccccc Boi June 8, 2018
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Chair-Sniffer

Noun: A person that smells a chair at the point of contact after it has been vacated.
"West Australian Opposition leader Troy Buswell wept today as he admitted to being a chair-sniffer"
by Windschuttle April 30, 2008
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