carrot cooter

a term used to describe a woman's vaginal hair when her hair is red.

i was going to do it with lisa, until my bud mark told me she had a carrot cooter.

by SecretAgent024 April 2, 2009

Carrot Topped

To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.

"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"

"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"

by Ginger_Lover March 7, 2010

soggy carrot

A sad blowjob.

Carly gave Dave a very unenthusiastic soggy carrot after their second date.

by afwtk July 28, 2016

red carrot

Red Martian Dildo In Male or Female midsection retina which causes to not see for a period of time, which is a prelude to rape as it makes the target more vulnerable

Jeremy, why'd you red carrot me, now I can't see :( What are you doing? UGHH

by Hannah Junn October 8, 2013

Carrot fire

A fire that you fuel by putting carrots in the fire

The carrot fire is burning brightly

by Dogcarrot May 27, 2018

high as carrots

The point of being so high that you can no longer function. Everything you say makes no sense and you can’t even describe what is going through your head.

Roger was high as carrots last night, nobody knew what he was saying.

by Fowlage November 14, 2017

carrot muncher

Any skier on a mountain, usually they wear fluorescent one piece snow suits that are unnaturraly tight. They love to cut of snowboarders, and pack their lunches in coolers. Their favorite brands are Gordini, and Salomon.

"Logan check out that queer carrot muncher who just ate shit off that mogul!"

by Carmen Huber and Logan Mc Phee April 2, 2008