Carl Wheezer

God's most powerful being

"Oh Carl Wheezer," "Carl Wheezer christ!"

by Sirkenneth of thirds August 2, 2022

Pull A Carl

Suddenly stop replying during texting, oftentimes after sending a confusing message that would need more explanation, leaving the other person puzzled and annoyed.

1.
A: He just said something about an exam and when i asked what he meant he didn't reply.
B: Yeah he pulled a Carl on me too, he does that a lot.
A: He's gonna have to figure it out on his own then.

2. Stop that right now or i'm gonna pull a Carl on you!

by Cloudless Skies May 12, 2022

carl ortlieb

he stole my gingerbread :(

person 1: hei, you know Carl ortlieb
person 2: yeah, hes stole my gingerbread
person 1: bruh

by Goydrascre December 9, 2021

Hot Carl

When a man shits on another mans face

Yo bro, lemme give you a hot carl

by Joeef February 7, 2022

Angry Carl

The act of shitting diarrhia in a tube sock and finding the nearest person to smack in the face with the mud surprise! Be sure to tie off the open end of the sock and wear a face mask! Shit shrapnell is not cool.

"I just gave the homeless guy on the curb an Angry Carl! He got really shitty about it to!"

by Jack-N-Off May 6, 2010

Atomic Carl

An Atomic Carl is when you actually get your head up someone or somethings asshole, and you get your cranium forced out ahead of the feces.

Ron the elephant trainer got his noggin in "Susie" the elephants behind at exactly the right time for his first Atomic Carl.

by Fringegolfer July 24, 2008

Caliente Carl

The Mexican version of the Hot Carl (see Hot Carl).

I gave david a Caliente Carl.

by MitchMartinez333 September 3, 2009