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Afton Campbelled

1. A term that describes getting rear-ended by a rich white man who thinks he's done nothing wrong and tries to blame you regardless of the situation. He may also smirk and grin the entire time after he's hit you because he thinks he's better than you.

2. A cocky, rich white man that has a big head. He thinks he can do no wrong because he is one of the main rich men in your town. He also thinks he will get away with anything and dares you to call the police.

3. A perverted old white man.
Example 1:
Person A: "Dude, what happened to your car?"
Person B: "I got Afton Campbelled."

Example 2:
Person A: "I'm heading to Harrison, Arkansas this weekend.

Person B: "Be careful, dude! Don't get Afton Campbelled."
by PrettyOddZebra September 14, 2022
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campbell, texas

Campbell, Texas you know your home in East Texas when you smell the meth and cows. Shit hole town with a shitty school that has been on the news for the superintendent stealing money among many other things. What never makes it to the news though is how teachers get caught sleeping with students and getting nudes from students. Blink and you'll miss it as you pass through. Seriously blink just don't look it's not even worth it!
Campbell, Texas a shit hole town 53 miles east of Dallas, Texas where psychopaths are allowed to roam and kill pets to display.
by NotEvenGonnaLie June 12, 2018
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Josh Campbell

A josh Campbell is a very rare find.

An average 'annoying little cousin' type that has no idea just how weak they truly are.
The reason you don't see many josh Campbells in the wild is because literally anyone would have taken the honour and pleasure to bludgeon one to death using blunt force trauma.
Despite all of this, there are rare occasions where they can be kind little chaps and you'll want to appreciate them whilst they're still alive.
'My aunty just had a new baby!'
'What is their name?'
'Josh Campbell'
<<Go's and gets knife>>
by Nippy. May 19, 2022
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Campbell's Paradox

Campbell's paradox states that the word "dad" is both at the peak of kinky and devoid of kinky connotation simultaneously. Philosophers and ethicists typically use the common term "daddy" as an anchor, since "daddy" is known to have non-zero and non-absolute kinky connotation. Thus, the scale of kinkiness goes dad < daddy < dad.
"On a scale from dad to dad, how bad was that girl you were with last night?"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"
by kingbika October 9, 2018
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caroline campbell

Caroline is the best name ever. She is beautiful, sexy, hot, silly ,and soooo fun. But if you get on her bad side look out. But the best thing is she is The funnest person you will ever meet.
Oh she’s a Caroline Campbell , I can’t keep my eyes off of her.
by Hdhfdbehhdf February 3, 2022
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Joshua Campbell

The most powerful man to ever exist, the best dancer in the world; the one true defeated of he who must not be named. (Beware his power up!)
Look out! Joshua Campbell is powering up!
by dinobuggy May 5, 2023
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Marshall Campbell

A funny ass person that you will love being around because he will make you laugh milk out you nose and will try to make you happy when ever you are sad
you made me laugh so hard like marshall campbell
by dog lord 101 December 5, 2019
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