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Calling Card

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
I took a massive crap and simply had to leave the calling card...

Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
by Moustachio March 7, 2007
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Carping

Derived from dogging and also piking a carper is someone that speaks to someone on a mobile phone who is in the act of piking.

piking dogging ducking
Carrie innocently phoned Chris on his mobile, only to discover from his panting tones he was engaged in piking.

From that moment on, she knew she was a carper.
by Razzle August 21, 2004
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camping

Sitting for longer than the normally alotted time on the crapper--taking a shit
dude--Where you been?
camper-- I was Camping
by Shotsy January 25, 2005
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A Gentleman's Calling-Card

A friendly gesture between two heterosexual men, where one inserts a finger into the other's anus as a means of greeting.
1) Vincenzo Capozzoli always leaves a gentleman's calling-card.

2) I expressed our fraternity through the means of a gentleman's calling-card.

3) Gads, that young whipper-snapper just left me a gentleman's calling card, what a cad, what a bounder!
by Baarakiss October 6, 2008
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camping squad

A group of close friends that go camping together annually.
The three families go camping three times a year as it is a tradition. They call themselves a camping squad
by Oldhickoryham June 24, 2017
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drunk calling

1.When someone drunk or high calls you when trying to call someone else.
2. When someone drunk or high that's straight and of the same sex as you calls you and asks for sex.
3. When someone drunk or high prank calls you without blocking out their number.
4. When someone drunk or high calls you more than twice telling you the same thing because they don't remember doing it the first time.
Vanessa: Man, Celia kept calling me last night asking for my junk.
Johnny: Tell that bitch to quit drunk calling you.
Bill: Hey. I wanna talka Sue and tell 'er 'bout what I did 'day.
Miranda: Bill, this is the twelfth time you've called asking for Sue. It's Miranda. Quit drunk calling me.
by zoe, dipshit. February 14, 2010
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Bush Camping

something only real niggas and gods do. no one can outsmart these people they are god
Guy 1: Bush camping is for gods
Guy 2: Indeed
by KevOnTheBus May 1, 2019
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