sperm burping butt pirate

1.A fun name to call someone
2.its like calling somone gay or a fag, but worse

theirs a ginger sitting in front of you in the bus and you start harrasing him, when he starts to talk you yell,shut up you "sperm burping butt pirate"

by MR. Bower April 27, 2009

sperm burping granny banger

the answer to end all discussion, friendly or foe, concerning moms, sisters, girlfriends, significant others, et. al.

Statement: Your (mom, sister, et. cetera) is such a whore, she was busy getting mushroom stamped by the lollipop guild while the seven dwarfs where tunneling their way down the big rock candy mountain!
Reply: shut up you sperm burping granny banger!
Response: .... nothing.... that's right.... nothing

by Pimp JimmyZ February 28, 2009

sperm burping gutter slut

A homeless gutter residing fish like human who swims in giz. Often found studying "Murphys" law.

Christina the Trout Townsend has recently been spotted off the coast of Long Beach. Stay away from this sperm burping gutter slut, Sean Murphy has infested her with cooties.

by dr.willow January 27, 2007

cum guzzling sperm burping bitch

A classic sex move in which you fire a big load down your favorite biatch's throat, followed by handing her a can of her favorite highly carbonated beverage. After she takes a big drink, vigorously shake her head back and forth and enjoy the show!

A big nut and a can of warm Jolt transformed Kelly into a cum guzzling sperm burping bitch last night.

by Jason January 9, 2004

burpese

The secret language between Jessica L. and Christina H. composed of the widest variety of belches known to man. This language is known to demasculinate any man within ear shot, which is about half a mile. Originated in Boone, NC.

Jessica: "Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp."
Christina: "Belllllllllllllllllllch Uh Brp."
Jessica: "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb bulllllp."
Observing Male: "Damn they burp like men...better than any man I've heard!!"

by A. Nanni Moose January 8, 2004

The Smokey Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens with herniated lumbar disks.

Person 1: Do you have a herniated lumbar disk?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you "The Smokey Camel Burp".

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Butt Burp

A better way of saying "fart."

Antonym of Mouth Fart

A: Damn that Taco Bell made me Butt Burp so much!

B: You mean fart?

B: No.

by Boba <3 April 28, 2022