potato burn

when you eat french fries too quickly and it feels like a big wad of potato grandeur got stuck in your heart.

My blood sugar has dropped i am feeling woozy with hunger...."uh hello i guess i just have a #7....sure super size it" Fries arrive wiping grease and salt on your jeans to avoid the time consuming task of finding the napkins....WHEN...you get hit right in the chest with potato burn. You were eating so quickly it seems as if your french fries are stuck directly in your heart.

by bigeschmalls April 7, 2011

burn a squirt

When the preliminary squirt from a ketchup or mustard bottle is directed away from the intended destination to remove the liquid portion that usually precedes the real contents.

I always burn a squirt of ketchup at the diner because i hate wet fries.

by grandmaster R June 23, 2009

Clam burn

When a woman's vagina is so hairy that it gives you a brush burn on your cock or chin.

PK got clam burn from banging his boss because she had a bristle vagina.

by Clamer July 20, 2016

face burning

An embarrassing situation. References blushing from humiliation.

He didn't want to confront her in person and take that face burning. So he just left a message on her voice mail.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

Burn One

The act of smoking or "toking" marijuana with somone else.

You doing anything today?

Nahh, burn one?

Sure man!

by bmoore93 June 4, 2009

Pete Burns

The son of a German mother, he started off with punk band Nightmares In Wax in the late 70s. Their mission statement was to be 'the worst band in the history of the world'. Needless to say, it didn't last long.
Pete had heard a song by outrageous drag queen Divine on the radio and fell in love with Pete Waterman's tinny beats. He produced Dead Or Alive's You Spin Me Round (Like A Record), which became a UK no.1. And the rest is history.
Pete now resides in London with his partner Michael Simpson. His surgery kinda screwed.

"Oh yeah, Pete Burns used to get off with Morrissey from The Smiths."

by Sarah666 January 2, 2008

Burned Fur

A failed attempt to "improve" furry fandom, comprised largely of well-intentioned furries but lacking any real direction. The whole business collapsed when the members turned on eachother and a few went nuts.

See that troll on Portal of Evil? He was a burned fur once, before he went crazy.

by Fidelio April 26, 2005