burf

The act of being born in da' ghetto

Yo' bitch, when's yo' burf-day

by T DePuy September 29, 2005

burnt face man

a big gay man with a burnt face. superhero in the same league as salad fingers

"i bet your gay"
"i'm not gay, i have a calender with naked ladies on......at home"

by chemical_milo June 12, 2005

BURF

The act of expelling an exceptionally acrid and heavy fart that feels hot in temperature, making only a slight "bfffff" sound as the bitter fumes leaves the anal cavity. Much more deadly and bitter than the average silent fart.

"Honey, you won't want to sit next me right now. This roasted garlic is making me burf."

"Sam was pissed because I burfed in his cube."

"My wife practically passed out from the burf I just left in the car."

by Pdubs September 2, 2007

burpthrowup

When you think you have to burp but liquid comes up and usually burns

I wa sdrinking alot of beer and eating a lot of chicken wings and I thought I had to burp but it was a burpthrowup

by Gene Themachine October 10, 2007

burnt-orange couch

(n) Used in allegorical stories and anecdotes. Local legend has it the burnt-orange couch was discovered in a field somewhere in Northern Canada one summer. In the process of transporting this large burnt-orange piece of ratty furniture, it crossed several freeways on the heads of two adolescent devotees, floated gently through road-side ditch water, and ended up on the ground floor patio of a condo. There it stayed, alternately sat on, admired, and cursed, until the local authorities deemed it unfit to remain, at which point it was carried solemnly to a distant field and deposited gently among the small prairie creatures and discarded rubbish of an abandoned construction site. Rumor has it the burnt-orange couch can be seen from the road as a burnt-orange glow in a field near the northern edge of Grande Prairie, Alberta. 55°11'38.55"N, 118°48'8.06"W

"Did you see the coffee pot I found out behind work today? It's almost as good as the burnt-orange couch!" (Everyone removes hats in reverence)

by graybayou February 21, 2011

Burfart

To burp and fart at the same time--usually unintentionally.

It stank after she burfarted.

by Rnr January 7, 2014

burnt piece of celery

Its when you hate someone so much but you don't have a good comeback

Sarah- I'm so cool
Dave- no you're not you fucking burnt piece of celery

by Jakepaul4lyfe October 18, 2017