hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

by fx2ce5 August 03, 2010

Nick-nacks on the bumper

Small scratches on the car, specifically on the bumper. It’s an Uptown New York slang that I just learned.

For sure I’ll have some nick-nacks on the bumper, it’s my first car.

by kbilgek September 04, 2023

Wicked bumper

Butty with attitude - in Jamaica, a female "Tourist Official" asked, if I knew what "a wicked bumper" is: As I toll her I did not know, she explained that Jamaicans usually call a "butty with posture" , resp. "Butty with attitude" a
"Wicked bumper" - interesting: I did not know her expression, so far, nor did she know mine, and so we both agreed to use the other ones in the future...!

Gosh, what a wicked bumper she has!

by barondebonne August 20, 2021

dumpin’ me bumper

British slag meaning taking a shit

Person 1: what ye doin in der?
Person 2: I’m dumpin’ me bumper

by Ike_89 January 09, 2021

bumper badge

A record or achievement earned by using mechanics or systems intended for newer players.

Person A: I scored a perfect game!
Person B: If you can achieve that bumper badge, turn off the bumpers!

by ChameleonDragon May 27, 2019

bumper clit

slang for when two lesbians trib/scissor

me and Kate were playing bumper clits last night

by Ashton Irwin October 02, 2019

freckle bumper

When two redheads go at it sexually.

Rusty and Wendy fucked all night. They're a couple of freckle bumpers.

by 75%er February 07, 2016