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Not like everything else.
Individual.
Randomly Spaztic.
Lively, and oober fantastic!
Not like everything else.
Individual.
Randomly Spaztic.
Lively, and oober fantastic!
by Katie Bliven August 9, 2006
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Get the Pimp my bride mug.a NL entity that, despite all its World Series appearances, could only win ONE (and that was really by luck, in '95 against the Indians). they haven't even made it to the fall classic in over 5 years, and the last time they did, in '99, were demolished by the Yankees in four straight.
their owner thinks he is some sort of demigod (even naming the team's home field and the adjacent street after him), but in reality is a mindless coke/crack addict who only got rich from his daddy's inheritance. hell, he couldn't even keep "Hanoi Jane" Fonda by his side for very long.
meanwhile, Bobby Cox is still with them, either because he thinks he's the pope, and will hang on to the job until he croaks, or perhaps because no one else would want to manage this miserable excuse for a MLB franchise.
all too often,fans of this utterly pathetic "team" will slag other teams and their fans, notably the Mets and Marlins, but let's look at some numbers, shall we?
Marlins' World Series appearances: 2
" " championships: 2
that's a 1.000 percentage!
a perfect record!
Met's World Series appearances: 4
" " championships: 2
a .500 pecentage
still, not bad!
and now the braves.....
World Series appearances: 5
" " championship: ONE
for a percentage of .200!!
and it will only get get lower as the years go on....
their owner thinks he is some sort of demigod (even naming the team's home field and the adjacent street after him), but in reality is a mindless coke/crack addict who only got rich from his daddy's inheritance. hell, he couldn't even keep "Hanoi Jane" Fonda by his side for very long.
meanwhile, Bobby Cox is still with them, either because he thinks he's the pope, and will hang on to the job until he croaks, or perhaps because no one else would want to manage this miserable excuse for a MLB franchise.
all too often,fans of this utterly pathetic "team" will slag other teams and their fans, notably the Mets and Marlins, but let's look at some numbers, shall we?
Marlins' World Series appearances: 2
" " championships: 2
that's a 1.000 percentage!
a perfect record!
Met's World Series appearances: 4
" " championships: 2
a .500 pecentage
still, not bad!
and now the braves.....
World Series appearances: 5
" " championship: ONE
for a percentage of .200!!
and it will only get get lower as the years go on....
in short, braves suck ass. they will never win another championship...MAYBE a pennant, but never again a World Series.
enough said.
enough said.
by ItHadToBeSaid December 27, 2004
Get the braves mug.The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.
Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.
Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.
by Listat January 3, 2009
Get the Braveheart shower mug.The controversy concerning the name of the baseball team, Atlanta Braves, is nither new to sports nor politics in sports.
by LudwigVan November 11, 2003
Get the brave mug.1.) Getting taken advantage of while drunk by a fat chick and liking it.
2.) While intoxicated, having unconscious sexual relations with a fat chick.
2.) While intoxicated, having unconscious sexual relations with a fat chick.
I was at a frat party last night and I saw some sucker getting braved.
Did you hear what happened to Marcos? He got braved big time last weekend.
Did you hear what happened to Marcos? He got braved big time last weekend.
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