A person who eats ayam goreng crispy everyday and is the most fat ass people you will ever know. He is also very idiotic and annoying since he eats KFC all day.
He is such a Brandon.
by CursedAlone September 8, 2018

Brandon's birthday is always around the corner. He always makes up when his birthday is and he gets like 15 different birthdays every year. Somehow he always gets away with it too. Somehow I'm the only one who knows. All I need to do is catch him on camera, then I will reveal to the whole world, and everyone will know his secret. Then I'll be the hero.
Person 1: Brandon I will spill your beans.
Person 2: You won't have any birthdays next year.
Person 3: and that's a promise.
Person 2: You won't have any birthdays next year.
Person 3: and that's a promise.
by JonnyLemon February 5, 2023

Someone who sharts during lessons, they will stink the classroom out and will most likely follow through
by Kingsharts October 10, 2019

by Suck my duck March 13, 2020

Brandon is a kind hearted and loving person,although sometimes he can come off as a complete ass.Brandon’s can tend to be narcissistic or come off as such when really they are kind hearted and soft.He is funny,smart and good looking .You can often find Brandon ignoring his significant other or playing video games.Besides his tendencies to neglect his significant other he is basically the definition of perfect .Brandon’s tend to have amazing hair and nicely shaped eyebrows.Brandon’s have beautiful brown eyes and an amazing personality .They are a breeze to love and well worth your time
Brandon is amazing
by Alexia1289 June 24, 2021
