Pro-Mia Bracelet

A blue, beaded bracelet that you wear on your right wrist at all times. It's to make you remember that you are bulimic and are trying to lose weight.

Anorexic Girl: I really want to eat that donut.... but i cant.

Bulimic: I do too.... (looks at pro-mia bracelet) and i can because im bulimic:D

by beskinny13 November 30, 2010

brainer

The satisfaction you get when learning something you didn't know before or to share something else with someone who didn't know about it before. Like a boner, but with your brain.

Mary: John must be the most common name in the world.

John: No, Muhammad is the most common name ever.

Mary: Oh. I didn't know that.

Tommy: Total brainer.

by Three years later July 17, 2010

Branned

1. Completely and utterly retarded
2. Severely fucked up
3. A stronger way of saying 'cunt'

Ray: I just had sex with my daughter
S: What the fuck, thats branned.
J: Ray, you're such a bran...

by Cancerous cigs contain cancer December 22, 2008

Brainer

brainer or brain boner is when something satisfies the mind in a way to the extent of giving a mental erection.

Jimmy: "hey Dave did you know that 69,000 + 420 = 69,420"
Dave: "Jimmy you just gave me a raging brainer with that one"

by Beekmaster21 November 24, 2019

jelly bracelets

okey this whole definition shit is so gay, they are just things on your wrist!! don't mean shit. everyone wears them preps goths skaters.......it's not that big of a deal....i have 3 black and 3 lime green ones! i got them at clairs...if they were really sexully meaning, why would they sell it at clairs?! come on! my b/f has one of my lime green one and one of my black ones, because we like them, i am a prep and he's a skater! i wanna no who even made up this shit!!

ITS BUTT SHIT! it really pisses me off

by tweetie September 4, 2004

jelly bracelets

ok just because alot of people at my school guys included where these braclets it doesn't mean that we have had sex maybe some girls do but it is the sluts way of getting what she wants which is sex.

ME "hey guys you broke my bracelet'
Guy "i know now you have to have sex with me"
Me "no you just owe my 25 cents so i can get more"
Guy "fine i guess you aren't like the other gurls"

by jessica August 24, 2004

Jelly Braclet

A small Jelly like braclet that was a fad in the 80's. untill about 4 years ago they were out of style and harmless now a days us kids get punished for wearing them because some skank made up some sexual shit for them to keep all her STD filled guys in order! Then she was stupid enough to tell an adult and the adult told the news crews and they made this whole big deal that we are all haveing sex because of them. P.S im wearing some right now! so Bite me and if you break mine I'll give you a hand job all right ill rip off your testicles! YEAH!!!

You just broke my Jelly Braclet lets have sex.

by Smgrl171 July 26, 2006