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boat widow

Wives and Girlfirends involved with service members while they are on some sort of deployment, who frequent e-clubs and bars in seek of a fuck or quick lay because they are big whores. Normally end up cheating on there husbands or bf and getting pregnat by some dude slapping high fives for banging some dudes wife.
Look its Steves wife talking to like eight dudes. Look shes grabbing 2 guys cocks. She such a boat widow. Lets go get our knobs slobbed.
by andrew lorenz October 3, 2006
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skin boat

I'm gonna take my skin boat to her tuna town.
by zack February 23, 2003
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Boat Knees

The area of sunburn from the bottom of your shorts to the top of your knees.

Usually suffered by those who are often on the water, use sunscreen but forget to take care of their legs.
"I used sunscreen but forgot my legs. Check out my boat knees."
by andrew silcock January 27, 2007
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Boat Head

The act of an individual giving oral sex to a man while he drives his boat gracefully through the open sea. This is especially good because the waves help the person performing the oral sex maintain a steady up and down motion without even moving.
Kristin gave her boyfriend Mike boat head on a nice sunny afternoon
by TRN123 June 4, 2014
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Tuna Boat

An excessively obese female. So large that calling her only a tuna is not substantial enough to describe how oversized she is. One big ass bitch.
Damn that bitch is tank, what a tuna boat.
by BiGMerK215 November 12, 2010
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boat whore

n.
A Slut who is associated with seagoing men. These women are usually undesirable under normal circumstances. They satisfy their sexual needs by taking advantage of their sexually deprived ship mates who would normally not have anything to do with them. They can be found embedded with many seagoing organizations to include but not limited to the following: Navy, Coast Guard and Merchant Marines.
Petty Officer Smuckately has slept with the entire Deck Department. She is nothing but a boat whore.
by bigjlj February 4, 2006
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I'm on a Boat

1.) A term one uses to express that they feel absolutely awesome. Also used to pep people up.

2.) A song by Lonely Island
Person one: "Who's on a Boat?!"
Person two: "I'm on a Boat!!!"

Person one: "Hey, did you hear that song by Lonely Island, the one about the boat?"
Person two: "Oh yeah, I'm on a boat? That song is amazing."
by KarsGoZoom August 28, 2009
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