Blueberry Fritter

Glazed donut with delightful blueberry jelly filling. aka Breakfast of Champions

Ted wouldnt start the day off with anything besides a Blueberry Fritter

by Jsmerch October 20, 2010

Blueberry Nightmare

Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.

Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....

When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...

by ianelectro March 18, 2013

blueberry pumpkin patch

when you squeeze a cock before ejaculation and hold near the tip till it turns blue, the let it go slowly until it turns into an orangey red color while u cum

I took her to the blueberry pumpkin patch last night

by I am gerard June 21, 2016

bumberclaut

Bumberclaut is a Jamaican term where they show offence towards others

Come errr you rasclaut bumberclaut

by Handy many motherfuckers June 14, 2016

blubber cow

A fat large person with an ugly yet attractive face.

Her face is okay... She definitely a blubber cow

by Avocado pineapple May 18, 2016

Blubbersnot

Snot or boogers in the texture of blubber.

This morning I had to blow my nose, because I had blubbersnot.

by Potato0413 September 12, 2016

Blubber Dick

Any person who receives fellatio from a obese person.

My friend is called blubber dick, because he got head from his 600 ex.

by Mandyhonig September 29, 2017