Bloobledank

Just the finest dank around. Dankness so good it gets your body all bloobly upon ingestion. Truly an otherworldly dining experience.

Chet: "Do you want to go to Chrimpkins? I hear they make an amazing bloobledank."

Glorpus: "Oh you know I do, Chet! I cant wait to get all bloobly."

by Jeremitrius March 23, 2019

bloodsucking blowjob

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.

Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

Bloobering

NY Slag; Similar to that of blubbering, but typically used in terms of idiotic behavior and without the crying that blubbering insinuates.

Look at that bloobering moron over there acting like an asshole.

by Damien925 April 13, 2019

Bloob

It’s a candy with marijuana. Said in Orange is the new black season 7 episode 5 about 44 min!

“Bloob”. That’s a silly word.

by Macbra October 2, 2019

Bloods

A gang of people that were red and beat up people the wear blue or yellow if they are in the other gang

Gangster #1: is that a crip?
Gangster #2: yeah let’s go beat him he shouldn’t be on bloods territory

by Jimmy😌 October 16, 2019

Bloob

The result of mixing semen and hot water, which causes the semen to become extremely thick, rubbery, and blob-like. The most common places one can see this phenomena is at bath houses, pools with hot tubs, and fraternity house showers.

Erica was shocked to see a bloob swimming by while she sat in the hot tub.

by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019

bloofsugar

The amount of sugar in your bloof

Yeah right now my bloofsugar's about tree-fiddy

by DoctorDiabeto December 1, 2019