Blind Bandit

While receiving a blow job you cum in her eyes and steal her purse.

If you need further explanation you're probabably about to be a victim of a blind bandit and you best close your eyes next time.

by FleaWard45 April 28, 2013

Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing

There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.

by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021

boobie blind

1 - when you don't notice anything about the girl except her big breasts.

2 - when a guy a staring at a female too long.

"hey, check out the girl over there."

"dude, she's fat. you're just boobie blind."

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(when a guy is staring at a girl and not paying to the conversation.)

friend - "hello??? quit being boobie blind."

by azlurker July 27, 2009

Chimo Blinds

When the blinds on a window have that bend in them like someone might be watching you.

"We need to fix that bend in our blinds so people in the pool dont think we are watching them through our chimo blinds."

by Salleone August 4, 2009

Color Blindness

Color blindness or color vision deficiency is the inability or decreased ability to see color, or perceive color differences, under lighting conditions when color vision is not normally impaired. "Color blind" is a misleading term; there is no actual blindness but there is a fault in the development of either or both sets of retinal cones that perceive color in light and transmit that information to the optic nerve.

Jack failed the Ishihara test because he has Color Blindness.

by Mr. Hasnoface December 9, 2011

Binders full of women

Mitt Romney's organization system for the females he wants working for him. May also refer to warehouses filled with bound women. Common product of commercialist states.

When Romney requested more women for his Massachusetts cabinet: "They brought us binders full of women!"

by Zuuu19 October 16, 2012

blind skater's elbow

Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.

I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.

by Lord Grimcock May 25, 2008