Blinding Whities

The ejection of bodily fluids, simultaneously, from both axes. Usually performed on bathroom ware in close proximity.

Sorry boss, can't get there. Had a dodgy, Got the blinding whities.

by halfpie December 5, 2019

Blind Pig

Illegal after hours gambling and drinking place in mid 1960's Detroit

The 1967 Detroit riot began after police tried to raid a blind pig.

by krazytee July 16, 2008

booty blind

To have unclear judgment when attracted to the opposite or same sex.

You can't trust her, you're booty blind!

by barrywixon August 12, 2006

blindin

when something is of excellent quality and/or is fantastically enjoyable....

person 1: ah mate that was blindin'you have gotta try it
person 2: really that good eh

by mashed ol' cainer May 28, 2006

Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.

It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

by Poon Muffin Whisker Biscuit May 8, 2008

Blind unicorn

The act of placing your testicles over the eyes of a woman and having your erect penis placed on there forehead making it look like she is a blind unicorn

Dude last night i gave that drunk girl a blind unicorn

by kinky_kelly_and_the_sexy_stud April 10, 2010

blindmans buff

A game in which everyone puts on a blindfold, gets naked, and then feels around for the partner they "feel" would be most suitable.

Let's play "blindmans buff".

by Sammy99 October 26, 2011