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self blow job

Masturbation, but with own mouth instead of hands.
i need to have a organsm so ill do a self blow job.
by boobieeiei May 17, 2006
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hookers and blow

1)prostitutes and drugs, usually cocaine
2)common poll answer at oaklog that is put there solely to annoy other oakloggers
1) man we had a night of hookers and blow
2) why did you just say that on oaklog again? two demerits for you, and now I will turn you into a dwarf
by ShirleyT December 7, 2004
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blow-by-blow

1. (adj) Highly detailed (us. in reference to a chronicle of some sort)

2. (n) A blow-by-blow account.
1. "My brain is full; I've had enough of your blow-by-blow accounting."

2. "I hooked up with this hottie at the party. Let me give you a blow-by-blow."
by inthespacesbetween November 24, 2009
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Blow the bottle

Blowing the bottle is a completely natural sexual act performed by a girl (or a guy) on another guy, in other words, giving him a blowjob.
Person A: So, how was the party last night? Did you end up hooking up with that hot guy? Did you blow his bottle?

Person B: Oh yeaaah I did blow the bottle, it was so big!!!

Person A: Will you blow mine?

Person B: No, your bottle is too small, only like half a liter. Go blow it yourself.
by vamp_teeth October 13, 2009
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Road Blow

The act of receiving a blow job while driving while snorting cocaine off of the top of the head of the girl who is giving you said blow job.
Dude, what's it called when you get road head and snort coke at the same time?

You mean Road Blow?
by Pashington L Dabs November 22, 2010
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below deck

A homosexual person who has not come to terms with their sexuality is said to be below deck.

below deck was initially coined to describe the various stages which lead to the coming out of homosexuals.

To fully understand this expression, one must realise that for many years, no one bothered putting much thought regarding the whereabouts of the closet, which happens to be... below deck.
How could Dan come out of the closet? he doesn't even realise that he is still below deck.
by froggus March 28, 2010
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blowbag

Someone who constantly self-promotes their own talent, products, or business interests, to the annoyance of everyone around them. Usually an artist or musician, but sometimes a booking agent, salesperson, consultant, or other self-employed business-type.
Joe: Dude, did Dave tell you about his band's new CD?
Alan: Did he! He went on for 20 minutes about how it was going to go Platinum within a week. That blowbag!
by WompWomp December 19, 2005
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