tan a bifta

To quickly smoke the remaining half of your 'fag' behind the local Spa.

"'ere yaz, let's tan a bifta what i found in me mum's ashtray... nob 'ead"

by Catherine S Boucher March 28, 2009

Reached for the Bisto

The act of breaking wind.

He reached for the Bisto and it was putrid. I do apologise. I've just reached for the Bisto

by Supertrousers March 4, 2011

Bury it like biltong

Leaving your problems behind by burying them.

That Guy: "I'm a walkatician. I hiked the AT, but something went wrong..."
Other guy: "Just leave that part out when you tell people the story of your epic adventures, bury it like biltong!"

by Jokeatician August 10, 2021

Mishiimini-baashkiminasigani-biitoosijigani-bakwezhigan

Ojibwe for "apple pie", translating literally as something like "apple-jam-layered-bread". If not used in an Ojibwe-speaking setting, but still in an environment where are people are familiar with the language, the word is usually said to be impressive to others.

Alice: Hey, I'd like a slice of mishiimini-baashkiminasigani-biitoosijigani-bakwezhigan please!

Bob: What...?

by Keeper of 2s October 17, 2023

Bend yer bifocals

My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".

This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.

"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...

by StevePoodle August 3, 2025

Slap the biffon

To thrust one’s manly testicular orbs against the tender patch of flesh between a woman’s nether regions - repeatedly, with such force and enthusiasm that it might inspire both awe and minor bruising. Can also refer to cheeky prelude play, in which one’s hand “slaps the biff” to tease, torment, or tantalize.

“I dare say, after three minutes of passionate chaos, big John proceeded to slap the biffon with such vigor that Lady Mildred howled like Michael Jackson in a kids home and nearly dislodged the chaise longue.”

by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025