bearded dragon

A phenomenon where a man shaves everything but his testicles, turning his penis into a bearded dragon.

I stretched her out with my bearded dragon.

by yoyodada November 5, 2014

BernardCaldwell

a part of the body used for mooning, farting, and anal sex

Lordsights farted out of his BernardCaldwell.
HHPrinceGeorge is sitting on his fat BernardCaldwell doing nothing all day.
Dralian is going to kick some BernardCaldwell at that debate tonight!

by AdoIf_Hitler May 30, 2018

Bearded Forgie

Euphemism for female genitalia. See bearded clam

That skirt was so short I could see her Bearded Forgie.

by TheRecorder August 4, 2009

Bearded thug

A man that will hit you over the head and steal your purse.

"Can you describe the person who stole your purse?"

"HE WAS A BEARDED THUG!"

by Mr. Dinges August 22, 2012

bearded blood sausage

Another slang term for a male penis

Bitch suck my bearded blood sausage

by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005

Bearded Dragon

When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.

Yo man, I tamed Sherry's bearded dragon last night and now my face burns.

by Dragon Slayer 69 June 30, 2008

bearded nail

a johnson, a rod, a spike, a pork sword... it's a man's ding-dong, baby

Girl, his bearded nail made me shake like jelly on a plate

by The Bearded Nail March 22, 2004