Bernie

He is the most amazing guy you could ever meet. He is very funny, caring,kind sweet. Everyone wants a bernie in their life because if you do, your a lucky person.

Person 1 - 'her Fiancees name is Bernie'
Person 2- 'man...i wish i had a Bernie'

by I love bernie April 22, 2017

Bertie

World's most useless member of society.

It's a wonder he is capable of breathing given how truly lazy he is.

'You see that guy over there, he is a Bertie'

by Rannoc1234566 December 2, 2019

Anus-Berries

A word used to indicate you have failed at whatever you were trying to do. Sometimes is another word for "Piles". Can also be used as an insult.

Example 1:

Some Bully: Oi, mate, your hair looks like a festering turd!
Bullies Victim: Oh yeah? Well you're an Anus-Berry!

Example 2:

Juggler: *After dropping the juggling balls* Aw man, that was total Anus-Berries.

by JugglingDude July 6, 2010

twig and giggle berries

A man's dick and ballz.

Jane sucked on my twig and giggle berries and then I shot my load on her but-her-face.

by jdub981 July 17, 2006

bertie

noun, used for part of anatomy observed by others when one is bending over and one's trousers (often jeans) slide down the hips to reveal the upper region of one's ass cleavage.
abrev. for 'Bertie Buttcrack'

Izzy bent over & showed us all her Bertie.

by will11 July 15, 2008

Bernie Mac'ed

To finish something of someone else's in one or two bites.

Or to completely finish a cigarette in one or two puffs.

He just Bernie Mac'ed your cigarette.

by RysaKaye May 1, 2011

Bermingham Butt Simulator

filling two sandwich sized zip-lock baggies with warm water, dipping them in olive oil, putting them together at the seams, and promptly engaging them in intercourse.

i was tired of giving that hoe a cosby sweater, so i told her to take the left over sandwich bags, and make me a god damn Bermingham Butt Simulator.

by tiittiesn'buttcheeks July 8, 2012