The belt

A legendary weapon used by parents to whip their child's ass when they misbehave, so the mother whips them teach them a valuable lesson.

Mom: WHY DID YOU GET A D ON YOUR REPORT CARD!

Son: look mom, school is not as easy as you think.

Mom: THAT'S IT, I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU ARE A BAD KID, YOU GET THE BELT!!

Son: OH NO, SPARE ME PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!!!

*loud whipping sound*

by ManOsteelman April 19, 2021

Green Belt Syndrome

A disease common to junior martial artists. After very little experience they think they are the love child of Bruce Lee and Musashi and know everything there is to know about combat arts.

As the old saying goes: a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Damn, that kid has read Go Rin no Sho but still has Green Belt Syndrome

by BigScottUK August 1, 2006

bible belt

A place where the good ol'boys in the south are convinced they're goin to heaven even though the night before the banged their sister, cheated on their taxes, ate enough fried catfish to be called a gluton, and drank so much Busch beer they woke up on the front porch... and thats a typical saturday night right before sunday for someone that practices and believes the bible belt is the only way...most are ignorant baptist who refuse to change with society most of which are probably KKK members. you can spot these people pretty easily by their lack of intellect and refusal of anything modern...especially the belief once you believe your going to heaven WOW WOW thats a bold statement....

Idiots live in the bible belt

by Billy jac September 16, 2006

Green Belt

Two fields and a tree.

"I love the Green Belt"
"Calm your tits, it's just two fields and a tree!"

by Chloe Gummidge May 15, 2012

have a belt on me

When two people are fighting (such as, in batman) someone would say "have a belt on me!" as they're hitting the other. Meaning, an offer to get hit.

Have a Belt on me, Chum!

by Dani April 7, 2005

boner belt

waist of a mans pants to hold in a boner so no one can see he's pitching a tent.

bow-sc made use of his boner belt when his erection almost knocked button the clow to the ground.

by sweetnovember December 2, 2004

onion on my belt

a common style back then, but white onions we're prohibited because of the war.

"so I tied an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. There weren't any white onions back then, because of the war, the only ones you could get were those big yellow ones"

by TornadoGordo February 8, 2018