Beanus

When you stuff beans into your anus and plug it with your penis.

My microwave broke, so I had to do some beanus to cook the beans.

by Beanus Petat December 10, 2019

Loto Beans

The act of replacing a normal word or activity to confuse the people you are with..

Oh man look at those Loto Beans on that bitch...\

Hey Steve you wanna come over, take off your pants and let me Loto your beans?

by Kronic21 March 30, 2010

I counted the beans

The phrase used when one is in a group but does little to contribute.

Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.

Person one: Dude, why is Greg in our group?!

Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!

Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.

by ZDK December 9, 2008

Cool Beans

Cool beans is typically used, as a filler for that's awesome and amazing. If you don't want to say both those words just say cool beans. Cool beans is slang for cool as well. Cool beans is the new trend.

''Look at this new photo I took...''

''COOL BEANS!''

by Yiackie May 8, 2018

Beanis

An abnormally large Clitoris, so large that it resembles a Penis.

"I had a bit of a near gay experience last night, was goin down on this girl and she had a humongous beanis!"

by Bernie Bernstein May 22, 2009

Bull beans

1. Another way of saying "bull shit".
2. A future brand for beans that will be infamous for giving people bad gas and chronic diarrhea.

1. Jeff is full of bull beans, he has herpes!
2. George ate a can of bull beans and crapped his pants.

by Baconman April 25, 2007

dump your beans

ejaculation , to eject semen

That chick is hot, I would like to dump my beans in her ass.

by Michael A Mashke September 11, 2005