Person 1: how was your weekend
Person 2: it was one to remember Conner wanted to pull a dirty beam
Person 1:did she wipe her ass at least
Person 2:no she was actively having diarrhea on my dick and it stunk so bad
Person 2: it was one to remember Conner wanted to pull a dirty beam
Person 1:did she wipe her ass at least
Person 2:no she was actively having diarrhea on my dick and it stunk so bad
by 423Royalty July 28, 2025
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Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
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Get the Baltimore Bologna Beam mug.Moonbeams refers to a woman who wears short shorts, hot pants, or Daisy Dukes, such that as she walks, her tan lines pop in and out of the shorts, exposing untanned areas of her butt. Exposing the butt has been called mooning, but since these are intermittent exposures or flashes of untanned areas, they are moon beams.
by CyberBub August 10, 2025
Get the Moon Beams mug.A lyric that is similar to “Hoi Hoi Ultra Pactros Mousse” and is also found in the girl group Rainbow Pixie’s 2012 song, Hoi Hoi. Like the lyric mentioned above, it is also a stereotypical magic spell made by combining meaningless words. “Hoi Hoi” is used as a form of “Abracadabra” in Korea.
Rainbow Pixie: “Hoi Hoi Ultra Pactros Beams!!”
*South Korea is absolutely blown away again. Song reaches top 10 on every music show in South Korea until February 12 2012*
*South Korea is absolutely blown away again. Song reaches top 10 on every music show in South Korea until February 12 2012*
by thetorofangirl August 28, 2025
Get the Hoi Hoi Ultra Pactros Beams mug.A flashy, node-based automation rig that frauds online metrics (views, clicks, sign-ups, etc.) by wiring “graph functions” together in a visual Node GUI—then unleashing the flow like a laser. Think: drag-drop boxes, connect the lines, press play, and a million little bots march in formation. Illegal, shady, and dumb to brag about.
Extended:
Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).
Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.
Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.
Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.
Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):
It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.
Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).
Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)
Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass
Extended:
Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).
Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.
Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.
Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.
Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):
It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.
Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).
Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)
Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass
“I wrote a bot for YouTube that increases our views — I hit ’em with the Graph Beam.” — Mister Valentine
“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”
“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”
“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”
“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”
“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”
“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”
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Get the beam of light mug.Also called The Black Girl Blast; the act of turning a fictional character into a black girl or woman, depending on their age. Can be shortened to BGB.
"He's my favorite, so I'm shooting him with the good ole Black Girl Beam."
"???"
"I don't make the rules. He's a black girl now. That's just how it works."
"??????"
"???"
"I don't make the rules. He's a black girl now. That's just how it works."
"??????"
by strawberryhq December 30, 2025
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