A naked woman and a bottle of whisky

The coolist things that you can tell santa you want him to bring you.

Santa:Ho...ho...ho...and what do you want for christmas little boy?
Boy:I want a naked woman and a bottle of whisky.

by Deep blue 2012 December 7, 2009

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

bottle shopper

A girl who goes to the store to shop for the perfect size bottle to masterbate with.

My girlfriend is a bottle shopper. She spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to fuck.

by -HEF- September 3, 2009

the bottle

A blanket term for or embodiment of alcohol abuse, as in 'the dreaded bottle'. When a person 'turns to the bottle', the person will abuse alcohol to forget his or her problems.

The bottle is my only friend.

by Roth Vantage December 26, 2014

to bottle

What football club Spurs are known for doing

Person 1: "Ayy, did you see what happened last night"
Person 2:"Nahh, what happened?"
Person 1:"Spurs bottled it again"
Person 2: "No Shit"
Person 1:"Yeah trust me every single week it's the same"
To bottle

by Wenger Out AFTV December 11, 2018

Bottle Bitch

A term used to reference the actions of others in vain.

*dude crinkling his bottle at a bowling tournament before the bowler rolls the ball*

Bowler (who got a strike anyways): "Take that you bottle bitch!

note: this phrase may also be used when getting back at the guy who cut you off in traffic or anytime you completely own someone.

by c5izzlinhot June 30, 2011

make my bottle pop

To give a female an orgasm.

Make my bottle pop. Make my bottle pop. Make my bottle pop. Make my bottle pop, shake me.

lyrics: Pussycat Dolls

by Osar March 24, 2009